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The Battle of 1519

 

 

In fifteen nineteen the destroyer got bored 

and in a boost of activism

He said  "This planet really sucks, 

I gonna send them a prism."

 

He sent four potal guardians 

to put us through the wringer

But our brave people only shrugged 

and gave this guy the finger

 

Portal guardian one was green

and smelled like dwarven socks

But gnomes can build nice catapults 

to bash his nose with rocks

 

The destroyer guy was not amused 

when we shot at guardian two

With a blast he smashed our catapult 

and our raisin cookies too

 

There ain't more noble things around 

than Ateraan's magic cookies

And a cry of anger swelled 

from vetarans to rookies

 

Felines and lykans, lumies, dahks  

they all fought hand in hand

to make the cosmic cookie thief

pay for his offense

 

We fought this guardian face to face, 

and also guardian three

Colga hit with his fishing pole 

and the beast was history

 

The fourth one was the toughest one 

he started sending dread

But we gave him a welcome 

he never will forget

 

And when the sun was going down 

we turned that guy to stew

the chosen closed the prisms

this song will close here, too

 

'cause every cosmic bastard

this lesson should have known

Don't mess with the folks of Ateraan

And leave our cookies alone

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