The sad but true ballad of selussa the druidess and the whale - based on real events
In Gahlens fair city where the nymphs are so pretty,
Gnomes are short and the lykans are lame,
Lived a druidess fair, very short was her hair,
And Selussa that was her name
Some say she was pale, some say she was dark,
Some say she was rather creamy
But the only thing all remember for sure -
That she wore a bunny bikini
On a schooner she sailed the cold norden seas
On the hunt for the mighty whale
The Harpoons were as sharp as her elven ears
the whales white like her bunny tail
one day when she dived for the blubber fine
A killer whale wickedly swam in
And opened his mouth to swallow her down
But selussa punched him on the chin
With bare knees she fought the mighty beast
And kicked him in the weeny
Since then every whale can tell you the tale
Of the elf in the bunny bikini
In fifteen seventeen when the dread attacked
And the four brave guardians fell
She joined the battle for Ateraan
Wiggling her bunny tail
But this story ends sad, she was eaten by a dread
In the battle - oh what a meanie!
She sank down to the ground - now a dread walks around
wearing a bunny bikini
When the moon shines pale and cold blows the wind
And the night is dark and seamy
Still her ghost can be seen in Aubon town
with a ghostly bunny bikini
Long she has gone, but she lives on in this song -
And of course her bunny bikini